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4/5/06 Ooh! Series! I have a newly updated account here on Awardspace, but sadly my old site is a casualty. That's okay though. Here is a summary of what went on:
Cell phone photo journal complete with Stretchy Sea Life.
New Robot Strong demo called the Madeline 3 Track!
Attractive brunettes + kitty ears = my brain shut down!
Continued haxxorzing of my guestbook.
Passing my Quantum Physics test! Huzzah! Yay me!
Much, much, MUCH more Indie Rock.
That about sums up the last four months of my life. It's kind of a bummer that all that can be compressed down to like six things. Oh, yeah, and the Vatican classifies the Capybara as a fish. That is something. Anyway, laters my lovelies!

12/26/06 Hope y'all had a lovely X-Mas. I know I did! Anywah, there is some new stuff abound that you should be aware of. First, NEW MSPaint pictures, one by me and four pretty much roxxorz ones(MGS themed!) by Ali! Hoorah! Also, there are new Yammerings. Funnier than most but not as many as usual. I am working on a way to let you make your own Alternate Yammerings on the fly, but it is not working well. Hm. As always, contributions are cheerfully accepted.
Microphones/Mt. Eerie(by which I mean Phil Elvrum) are(is) pretty(super) awexome(fabulous) in concert(live). Go see them(him) if you get a chance. That may have been hard to follow. Anyway, Ima go finish a song and record it. It's the day after the X and that means new socks and underwear. I am feeling f-ing unstoppable.

12/12/06 RS is playing this Thursday at Mojo's Caffe. You should think about coming. I'm going to play a brand new song, Mahogany. It's only like 2/3 done as I we speak! It's a love/arson song. Arson is my second favorite crime. And love is a battlefield, so I guess all crimes associated with it are covered under the Hague Convention. You didn't click on that did you? Because it was educational and doesn't tell you how many various sodas will kill you or have some Star Trek reference. So, we both know exactly what you are going to do now, don't we?
Well, School is almost out for this semester, so let's review the Fall 2006 Semester Checklist!

Pretty good, mostly! Anywho, back to finals!

12/06/06 Still haven't done any X-Mas shopping, but I can't go into any stores because I hate X-Mas music so, so much. 'Hey everyone! Let's all record the same 15 f-ing songs a thousand times and force people to listen to them!' Honestly, why in the world does Miscellaneous Pop Music Slattern Number 258 think she can sing White X-Mas better than Ambiguous Boy-Band Number 31? She does not stand a chance, ABBN31 freaking rocks! Would somebody please help me take a stand. Not everyone celebrates X-Mas and some people like good music. But I guess people just like to assume.
And that is my gigantic rant. I love Okkervil River more than I can even put into words. For Real is a beautiful and dark song... for real! Sorry, I needed to. I can't think of anything else to say. I'm still a little angry from that rant anyway. School is almost out for a month or so, so be sure to listen for a couple new RS songs and check LADComics for some funny stuff we might have time to do. That made me less angry. I think I'm going to go buy some of those LemonHeads that are abnormally large. Mmm-mmm large.

11/28/06 Little Heart's Ease by Royal City has suddenly jumped into my top 20 favorite albums of all time now. It's weird because I had heard it a few times before, but just sort of ignored it. Really, it's pretty good though. Puts the Alone at the Microphone album to shame. That's just me though, think for yourself.
Just kickin it in the PMR waiting for a friend of mine to get ready to give a talk. I'm excited. In the meanwhile, here's what I am obsessed over thinking about today: I really feel sorry for people that do that strange backwards laugh thing. You can always tell when there is one of them in a crowd. You know the people I mean. Usually people go 'ah-ha-ha' out when they laugh, but these are the people who make more of a 'uhht-uhhhht-uhhht' sound. They laugh on the inhale. I feel bad for them and as far as I know, until now, nobody has tried to help them. Can you train yourself to laugh differently? Or at least split it up. 'Ah-ha-ha-hauuhhht'. You know, round it out on the inhale. That is a classy laugh. It just goes to show you I really shouldn't write updates when I am killing time. Anywho, this talkxxorz is going to be teh roxxxorzz!@1!

11/21/06 The new Damien Rice album, 9, is not really working for me. I realize that O is one of those once-in-a-lifetime kind of albums and so 9 has some big shoes to fill. I dunno tho, the entire album is way less eccentric and much more bland lyrically. I'll keep trying, but right now I'm not a big fan. The Microphones song called Lantern is pretty kickass tho. I can't find a link, but check out Epitonic or something and you should find it. Don't look at me that way!
In other news, I'm in the middle of a short week and then I get to eat my grandma's homemade Ravioli. Yeah, it's good enough I needed to capitalize it. Also, Pizza Hut.com doesn't check your name at all. As long as you go pay for your pizza, they could care less. Jethro Tull apparently has the same phone number that I do. Odd. Finally, go enter the RobotStrong Art Contest! Any medium and any quality will be accepted. But honestly, you are going to have to bring it if you want to edge out Beo's kickass Ramune Whale. Peas.
-Edited: I found a link to that Microphones song! Go CHECK HIM OUT!

11/10/06 Wow, that is easily the longest I have been without an update, sorry folks. Anyway, the Aero Ace Biplane is absolutely the most fun a person could ever have... ever. Maybe that is overstating it a little bit, but if you can get your hands on one for a good price, do that.
Anywho, new RobotStrong shows are coming up, all the way through December. All of them are at Mojo's(we played there last night as a last second fill in), but that is alright, considering they keep letting us play there. Fun.
In other news, nothing else is happening. I plan on camping out the day before the PS3 and Wii go on sale, and then when I get to the front of the line ask them if they have any 'old Sega tapes.' Then I'll go home and play the crap out of Sonic Blast for the GameGear. I fired mine up not too long ago, it renewed my passion. Only one battery pack seems to be working, though, and there aren't enough AAs in the world to satisfy it's full color LCD brains. Okay, that's probably not true. Either way, this ain't videogaming, this is battricide! I desperately need sleep. Peas.

10/3/06 Tomorrow is Rutherford B. Hayes's birthday. Have a good one, big guy. Also, RS is playing Friday 9:00 at Mojo's Caffe in Ogden, UT. Come see us if you can. And incase you want to rock the H-Dub like I do. Here's a brief little checklist for you to get into the Ween spirit(OMG PUNZXXXORZ!!1!!).

  1. Horror Movies: Either good or bad(in some cases... VERY bad), it just wouldn't be the H-W season without them. AMC's Monsterfest is usually pretty decent, although they seem to show a few movies way more than they deserve. But it's free... if you have cable... which isn't free. Otherwise, I recommend Saw, 28 Days Later, Trilogy of Terror, or any B-movie that nobody else in the video store will ever touch. I'm talking to you Chupacabre Terror!
  2. LadComics: Alright, so a little bit of self promotion, leave me alone! Anyway, hopefully this will become a nice annual tradition. I know I have had a blast writing(with Kurtball) the Charlie Brown parody for the last couple weeks, and we will start running a Mailer(the main character. YEAH, he has a name!) backstory about a week before H-W. Should be some awexome stuff.
  3. Homestarrunner: Every year, H*R has a few humerous Halloween themed toons. Also, this will give you a good chance to go and review the past submissions. Usually, Homsar shows up, and that's big for me.
  4. X-Entertainment.com: Matt usually writes a staggering amount for the annual X-E Halloween Countdown. Usually it's very funny. And where else would you get reviews of new and unique H-W products? Nowhere. Go check it out, and get prepared to giggle. BTW, I *heart* the Ghost with the Most.
  5. Buy Candy: I prefer the Wonka's Mix-Ups for a good variety. Then eat everything except for the Laffy Taffy, because it makes me want to vomit banana-scented acid vomit... regardless of the flavor. Give the rest out to the kids on the big night, they won't know the difference.

9/21/06 Hi folks! I think I may have a new favorite webcomic. It's called XKCD. It's a nice mixture of art, humor, and science. Pretty funny stuff. And the new Ladcomics.com Halloween series is up and going. I misspelled expendable. Franklin's black, so he makes it work. He rolls wid it... I'm a horrible person.
I am more than a little excited for Halloween, but it's odd. I think I enjoy the build-up more than the actual holiday. I mean, I never really go to any H-W parties or anything, and I don't really stay up especially late, dress up, or worship the devil anymore than usual. I guess just something about the average department store setting aside a few aisles to stock an exorbitant amount of candy, fake blood, and rubber skeletons is very appealing to me. It just feels so different than all the other holidays. It just struck me as strange today when I realized that on my favorite holiday, I never do anything, and I haven't cared a bit since I was 12 years old... odd. So, this year, I plan on watching Pete & Pete's 'Halloweenies' episode on DVD, wearing the same clothes I wear all the time, and handing out candy to the next generation of kids who will, hopefully, look at Halloween fondly as adults. Damn, I love H-Ween.

9/15/06 My hips don't lie either. My pelvis, in general, is very honest. I've been at school basically all week, now. Not much fun to be had, except for the odd Dt. Coke and Mentos incident. Be sure to come see RobotStrong on Oct 6th and 19th at Mojo's Caffe in Ogden, Ut. Also, with Halloween approaching, be sure to check out X-E daily for funny articles about things that in no way need articles. Also, LadComics is all set to run some special H-Weenie comics very soon. I'm excited. Charlie Brown is involved, and that's all I'll say. Check with us on Monday... Oh yes, there will be blood.

9/06/06 Ahoy everyone. I went canoeing(canooing? cannoning? canoodling?) on Sunday and got my kneecaps horribly sunburnt. Now they rub against my pantleg getting more and more irritated. Ouchie. I'll post a picture if I think of it.
Anywho, thanks to everyone who came out to Mojo's last thursday to see RS in concert, it really meant a lot to us. I think we did alright. Also, Shamus designed some RS tee shirts. $10 a piece, just get a hold of one of us. They are pretty snazzy. In addition to kicking ass in the design department. Shamus has a Photoblog that he updates supposedly daily. He also wrote a new album review for Crystal Skulls which will be uploaded soon along with my NMH review. And one more thing on the Shamus front, go check out his newly completed design portfolio. Damn, it's a Shamus kinda Day!
Woot! H-Ween is coming in big time. LadComics is going to have some lovely themed comics coming, I'm now on my second bag of candy, and I watched The Craft on TBS. The Craft is kinda dumb, but that is partially what this season is all about. Anyway, start eating Sixlets and get a good start on your massive sugar buzz. This is gonna be teh roxxx.orz...!!11!

8/28/06 School started today. Not a parking spot in sight. Grrrr. It is really horrible and well out of hand. C'mon administration, do something about it.
The big news this week is that my band, RobotStrong, is playing August 31 at 8:00PM at Mojo's Caffe in Ogden. I'm pretty excited overall. The only thing I am worried about is that either a)the crowd is super hard core, or b)the band playing before us is really awesome. It isn't anything I have any control over that I am worried about. I guess that makes it irrational. Hrm.
Anyway, the season is nearly upon us. X-E has reviewed a Freddy board game and I bought some candy already. OOOOH! I am super excited!! I know it's still August. The earlier the better. Then the post Halloween doldrums set in. Stupid Thanksgiving. Sorry bout the aimless update. Keep it real.

8/19/06 Hi everyone! There is a brand new RobotStrong demo out for your listening pleasure. You can get it from the RS website. Also, good news, my new job has messed up my sleeping schedule, so new yammerings are in the works! Hoorah!
In other news, FLCL, or Fooly Cooly(which is really Furi Kuri, anglicized), is one of the most beautiful and amazing anime series I have ever seen. Just wow. Go rent it or try to find it on Adult Swim or something. You need to. It is a combination of bizarre humor(that never really gets in the way of the storyline), love, and action. Alt-rock by the Pillows really gives the series a distinct feel. Gosh, it's lovely. I heard it was produced by Gainax produced it to test out some new digital animation software. Which would explain why there are so many different themes and styles rolled into it. Also, I heard that the six episodes cost almost as much as a full 26 episode run! Anyway, well worth it. Wellp, until we meet again.

8/4/06 Well, I thought I'd start off by clarifying a few things.
My favorite people(no particular order):
Chuck Yeager, John Vanderslice, Goku, Beopots, Kurtball, Rudy, Ray Allen, Dr. Teeth, Dr. J, Bo Duke.
On the bubble:
Rachel Leigh Cook, Dr. Zoidberg, James Clerk Maxwell, Shamus, Ironman, Christopher Walken, Wes Anderson.
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People who are dead to me:
James Taylor, M. Night Shyamalan, Alan Thicke, Gary Payton, Mitt Romney, Zoot(from The Electric Mayhem), David Stern, Howard Stern, Howard the Duck, Dr. Noonien Soong.
On the bubble:
George Lucas, Dick Cheney, the entire cast of Lost, the writers of Lost, Fred Durst, Uwe Boll
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Also, while looking up how to spell Dr. Noonien Soong, I found the most bizarre thing ever. Follow that link, would ya? Strange eh? Supposedly, it's not too bad! It is a bit on the weird side, though. I do remember Data playing the violin and whistling. I guess singing was just the next level. Check out who makes up the Sunspots, also. Weeeeeird!

7/25/06 Hiya, I'm not sure if my favorite Otter*Pops flavor is Sir Isaac Lime or Poncho Punch, but both are just as good as I rember.
As soon as we can lay down the drums on this new material, the new RobotStrong demo, tentatively titled Second Floor Window, will be available. Plus, Shamus is making us shirts. So, as soon as we have more information I'll be sure to upload it to the new band website.
Anywho, nothing major to report. Just working on some new songs and some new junk for this site. Nothing ready and nothing exciting. Ho-hum. Most boring post ever!

7/13/06 Hey, ladcomics.com is now up, and we are close to our big, massive redesign. Also, Robotstrong is close to releasing some new material as well as, yet another, massively redesigned website. Excited? You should be. Plus, be sure you take the M.Night poll before the movie comes out (21st) and Paul Giamatti realizes what he has done.
In other news, why did no one tell me Missy Higgins was smoking hot?! Here's how it all breaks down:
Pianist/guitarist: 25pts, Not a fatty: 15pts, Australian accent: 10pts.
That's 50pts total. Not bad. It is a complicated system, so I'll try to show you how it works by comparison. Let's try Avril Lavigne(for treason of the ears):
Not musical at all: 0pts, fatty: 0pts, Canadian accent: -10pts.
-10 points total. See how that works? I'll let you practice it before I give you the take-home test. Anyways, Peace.

7/06/06 Hiya! First up, go take the BRAND NEW POLL. It has to do with M. Night Shymalan's new movie. We are going to see if we can guess the twist before seeing the movie. So go vote. I voted M. Night is a hack. Some wisenheimer voted that the Lady is a lad. Anywho, send it out to anyone who might like it. And, unfortunately I will have to stop voting when the movie comes out.
Aside from that, I've been watching a lot of Mission Hill lately. It's not really that funny, but it is entertaining. Just like Mike Lu and Ogg. Robot Strong(read: ME) is working on a full length album of material. Since 1album=demo+demo. It's complicated, but this new material is WAY better than the last stuff. Until later, my sweeties. Blink blunk, everyone.

6/22/06 Hey! Hope you like the new layout. Should just be minor changes from here on out. Brand new guestbook, so go sign that. Here is what I am thinking about:

  • I had some dream about the X-Men and Football. I'm not gonna lie to you, Famke was there. Anyways, there would have to be so many ground rules, it would be tough to set up. Nightcrawler should only be able to teleport like 2-3 yards at a time. Multiple man could only make a few copies. Wolverine would be my running back (even though Joe Namath's hair looked like that occasionally). Torn ACL? Sit on the bench for a few minutes, now he's good as new. I'd feel bad about dumping Gatorade on Professor X's head. But to be fair, he probably knew it was going to happen.
  • The Wayans brothers take all their "refreshing" ideas from Looney Tunes cartoons. Check it out, I'm dead serious.
  • Kevin Spacey is not a good villain. I know Beo would argue that Phillip Seymore Hoffman is worse as a villain. But, I would say, PSH is a better actor, so he has more of a chance of pulling it off. Plus PSH wasn't in Iron Will or K-Pax.(shudder..)
    Wellp, I hope you enjoyed my insane rambling! See you uh... next week I guess.

    6/12/06 Hi everyone! First up, I am officially addicted to last.fm. I strongly suggest that you should try it. Next, Robot Strong has about seven brand new tracks coming in a week or two. All much better than that first demo we did. Wow, I really though I had more to talk about than that. I am working on a Neutral Milk Hotel review of On the Airplane Over the Sea, which I downloaded with my trial eMusic membership. Let me say this, it may be the best album I have ever heard. That is saying a whole lot. Anyways, I'll keep you posted.

    6/6/06 OOOOT! Spookers! Anywho, first things first, this page is now officially kickass. The brand new layout is pretty fancy, if I do say so myself. I hope nobody will shed a tear for my frames. But, now I'm searchable, which is good.
    In other news... oh right... NEW YAMMERINGS ARE UP!!! Go read them and get your friends to read them. Then explain them to your stupider friends. I am pretty pleased with this bunch. Anywho, I am exhausted. Peace out, and keep an ear out for new Robot Strong material, very soon.
    One more thing, Shamus is super awesome for writing a music review and getting it along to me. So check out Reviews->Music to read his Imogen Heap review. Hey, I think Bo Duke had better watch out because Shamus is about to crack my top 10 favorite people list. Thanks again! Peace!

    5/11/06 Okay, I know it hasn't been long since my last update, but this is way to kickass to keep to myself. Go watch this video before reading any further. I'll wait. Watch all the way to the end.
    Done? Great! How kickass is Nintendo right now?! As soon as you think they are on their last legs (Wii? Dolphins? Revolutions?!) they recruit Snake himself for one of the most popular console games around! I am not a Nintendo fan to any extent, but even I am excited to see how this will end. I've been saying "Pikachu and Solid Snake should totally go head to head" for some time now. This will be epic! Thundershock! FA-MAS! C4!! DASH!!!! MERYL!!!!! Now, if Nintendo would just stop catering to the under 14 crowd we'd be in business.

    3/30/06 Hiya. Well first up, big thanks to Weber 88.1 FM who have played some Robot Strong two weeks in a row. I know it's only on the Local Landing show, but it's awesome for someone to do that for us. Thanks! Also, I ate a candy bracelet yesterday, and it was easily the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten. It had a fake watch-face on it, and that wasn't too bad. I licked off the numbers. Delicious! The orange colored ones tasted like vomit. Literally, vomit. All acidy and such. Can't really tell you why I ate it.
    Anyways, just took a thermal physics test and now my brain is swollen up against my skull. That's called encephalitis. Look it up! Short update today as a result. Peas.

    3/17/06 Well, you know what they say, everybody is a littl Irish today. Especially people who are really Irish. They are like Uber-Irish. Since this is a website, we'll have to use the honor system this year. Send me an email if you aren't wearing green and I will see to it you get the crap pinched out of you. And if you lie and really are wearing green... well, I guess I'll have to take my 25 pinch penalty. Don't lie. That isn't very Irish of you.
    Okays! The entire RobotStrong demo is up. But hold on there hombre(pronounced chom-brain) don't go looking for it on the PureVolume/robotstrong site! It's not there silly! Instead, since PV only lets me upload four songs, we have a new eight song capacity site. So go check out our new BetaRecords site. Enjoy!
    Also, Beopots has been hammering away on our zombie comic page lately, and it's looking pretty good. Check it out when you have a minute or two at ladcomics.awardspace.com. Okay! That is a lot of updatin' considering it's still Spring Break. But it's all for you my lovelies.

    3/11/06 What-ah wha?!! Yep. A Saturday update. Very peculiar. Anywho, still crossing the eyes on the updates to this site, but nothing to report. I have updated my Myspace account if anyone has that thing... or wants to be my virtual friend. Just search for erzee or go here. Don't worry Freewebs, I still love you the most, but you need to understand that I have to spread some of that love around to others. I personally like MS because you can hunt down your favorite artists and ask them to be your friend. I asked Thom Yorke to be my friend. I shit you not, Thom Yorke, of Radiohead, might be my friend. Man, we're gonna go cruising around in go-carts and such. It's gonna rock. Virtually.
    Welp, SB is now upon us. You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ah, what a wonderful Saturday, when there is no looming assignments for Monday. It's really quite spectacular. I slept in until 10:00... but I accidentally set my alarm for PM instead of AM again. Oh, well. Anyways, keep an eye out -or an ear, for some new RobotStrong material due out whenever I deem it 'good nuff'. Most likely the middle of this week. If you are one of those people who feel compelled to abbreviate everything, I suggest saying, for example, "Yo, have you heard the new RoStro stuff this week?" or "RoS is a pretty good band, as far as Northern Utah bands go". Yeah, Ros! That is so cool.

    3/6/06 Just one more week until spring break. Not like I have anything planned, or am cool enough to go anywhere, but nerds like to have a week off, also. I guess the plan this week is to try to do all my homework that is due the Monday we come back. Either that, or bitch at my professors until they bump the due dates back ONE more damn class period. Sucks. But, I am still hammering away on the upcoming updates, including new Yammerings. For being easily the most liked section of this site, they sure take a lot to come up with. Yep, stupid humor is difficult. Next time you see Jim Carey, give him a hug and thank him for all he's done.
    Also, I don't understand Corpse Bride. It is dark enough that people might have second thoughts about showing it to their children, and there is just enough singing that a fully grown man feels just a bit awkward watching it. It was a pretty solid movie overall. And even though I only saw bits and peices, Walk the Line was pretty good, too. Conway Twitty would be SOOOOO jealous right now. But he's dead. I've got a feeling if they started making movies about other country legends' lives, the movies would all be fairly similar. Regardless, please make a Waylon Jennings movie. Please.

    3/1/06 Hiya! Well, nothing new to report on the update front. Right now I am putting any interesting links from the update onto the links page, so you don't have to sift through months of garbage for one little link.
    Okay, I watched the Royal Tenenbaums a few days ago, and I can't seem to find anyone who understands the significance of the main characters(except for a few) wearing stripes all the time. It is a Wes Anderson, so it means something, but I can't seem to get it. Also, Beo's theory that this and the Life Aquatic may not have actually happened(at least the we see it) is very interesting. Just the presentation, the narrator, the chapters, and the book that shows up(3 Plays by Margot Tenenbaum- we see two actual plays in the film, so maybe the film itself is the third?) all help that theory out. There is a strong pattern of three's in the movie, don't get that either. Well, early on, Margot's first play has a zebra in it with a bullet wound, maybe the stripes are just more or less costumes. Interesting. Wes Anderson does make some very solid movies. TRT is an awesome movie, and if you like it, you will like Wes Anderson's others also. Owen Wilson is a better writer than an actor. Wow, today's update is such a commercial, next one will be better. Sorry kids.

    2/22/06 Hola childern. I know it says childern, but I'm not changing anything. Anywho, glad today is over with, that is two assignments and a test today. So-ah I didn't get much sleep. Sweet cornbread, I am sleepy. Still working on updating this site, among many other things. Stay patient. Like me, for example: I am still really trying to get into the newest Death Cab for Cutie album Plans, but I just can't get past the mediocre effort by Ben Gibbard. And I like BG's style. Hell! Why else would I have that tattoo!? So far, I'll Follow You is easily the stand out. And, as a rule, anything you hear on MTV is instanly a throw away. Anyway, in order of awesomeness, here is the most prominent parts of the DCFC library.

      Death Jams:
    1. Something About Airplanes(so awesome)
    2. You Can Play These Songs with Chords
    3. We Have the Facts and we are Voting Yes
    4. The Photo Album
    5. Transatlanticism
    6. Plans(but I am trying)
    In other news, Final Destination 2 is as bad as I you think. Which is good if like awful movies like I do. At least FD1 was thought out to some degree. In this one somebody died from a fire escape ladder stabbing him in the eye. Kid you not! STABBED TO DEATH WITH A LADDER! Probably a Wes Craven. Maybe not, but it has that distinct shitty WC vibe to it, anyway. Let me say this: Death is all flash now. What a sellout.

    2/13/06 Hiya everybodah! Still working on some new sections for this site. Maybe ah-THIS-ah will tide you over until I get the whole thing ready. If it doesn't, well, I really can't help ya. Anyways, that is my brand new Head 2 Head section, which you will find in the Others tab as well. Should be pretty good stuff, and as always, if you want to help by submitting anything, feel welcome.
    In other news, Valentines day is tomorrow. Do I care? No. Not hardly. V-Day is the absolute worst made up holiday. Right there among Arbor Day and Canada Day Observed. The worst part? The noticible decline in the candy selection. Sure, we have Sweethearts and those Necco things, but it's a far cry from the Halloween variety. A far, far cry. V-Day isn't even like those other holidays like Christmas, Epiphany or Rutherford B. Hayes's Birthday(it's October 4th, for those who are counting) that you could just choose to not celebrate. Not at all. If you have that special someone, tomorrow is the day to appease them with goodies or face the firing squad. No blindfold either. Just you and the nuts-in-the-vice firing squad. On the holiday meter it registers a three, but the scale starts at three. It's not a very good scale.

    1/31/06 Hey, I finally got the 06 part my first try! Sweet! Maybe its this Mt. Dew and Nutter Butters I've been eating. I remember reading in some medical journal that peanut butter and caffiene can help your memory... of course by 'medical journal' I mean 'something I made up to justify eating a bunch of junk food.' But, you can't argue with THOSE results! 1/31/06 babah! On this date in 1778 was Napoleon's birthday. Interesting side note. And yes... by 'interesting' I mean 'something I made up.'
    I've been on a gigantic Bob Dylan kick lately, which happens from time to time. In fact this kick persuaded me into buying Listen to Bob Dylan, which is a sort of indie tribute to Bob. It's not a typical, 'let's have some mediocre punk bands kill some of our favorite songs" type of tribute either. All of the songs are well put together and each song has a little variation from the original. Shoot! LtBD even contains my very favorite Dylan song, I Shall be Released. Plus, Boots of Spanish Leather, covered by Julia Haltigan, is one of the better songs I have heard recently. Good stuff. Check it out if you wanna be Bob Dylan or if you wish you were someone just a little more funky. When everybody loves you, that's just about as funky as you could be.

    1/23/06 I just typed 05 again... It is a long slow process. Anyway, it's been a while since the update, and nothing new to report. I am in the process of working out some new Yammerings along with a music review or two as well as two brand new categories of things. I'll let you know how it goes. I said that the Steelers would make Superbowl XL when the playoffs started, but nobody believed me. I didn't entirely believe myself. But they did! The Bus is gonna be MVP.194 rushing yards. 295 touchdowns. For the record, I think Jerome Bettis would be the first player in history to score more than twice PER yard. You just wait. At one point he will ACTUALLY start to fly around the field. Literally. S'gonna be awesome. My real opinion though, Steelers 17 Seahawks 20. Sorry Bussie.
    Speaking of which, did anyone try to find a copy of The Wizard? It is a fairly difficult movie to try to locate. Most video stores still have Little Monsters in stock, which was another early Savage(just use the last names to refer to people, that gives you a sense of credibility), but it is more popular primarily because of the Mandel factor. Don't ever underestimate the Mandel factor. That's why Bobby's World was so popular. I guess... It's really a mystery that his talk show failed. Hmm...
    One final addition. If you are looking for some time to kill I have to strongly suggest a little site I stumbled over called the Uncyclopedia. Picture a version of the Wikipedia, which is a wonderful site itself, with all the information being completely made up. It's a comedy dictionary site, which you cannot possibly come away from smarter than you are now. It's super funny stuff. Also, since it is like the Wik, you can register and add and edit the site. Pretty cool stuff. A few words to look up: Oliver Wilde, 1337:1337, Zombie, Zombie Jesus... etc. Really good stuff. If you like random humor, this site will absolutely kill a couple days.

    1/11/06 I didn't really see the necessity to update today, since I haven't really done anything except homework, and I don't have any really exciting links or stories to share... AND THEN.... my worlds collide. This is possibly one of the most radical coincidences of western society. Not as much like the Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Ed Harris looking EXACTLY alike, coincidence but, more along the lines of the Deb in Napoleon Dynamite being the little girl from Waterworld, coincidence... So, are you ready?
    Okay, the girl from the Indie Rock band Rilo Kiley is also the girl from the 1989 movie The Wizard. Weird huh?! Here's the odd bit. A friend of mine, who likes IR and who first told me about Rilo Kiley, was talking about the NES Powerglove(the glove controller, remember?) in one of my classes today. I said, 'Like the one in the Wizard?'.
    So I come home, and am killing a little time before going back to homework, decide to look up The Wizard on Wikipedia. As I click on the Jenny Lewis link, BAM! RILO KILEY!!! I had no idea! I am still blown away... Go, see for yourself. Here's the Wikipedia The Wizard link. Wow, video games, indie rock, attractive red heads, and crappy movies have finally combined... thanks you Wizard (you too, Fred Savage).

    1/9/06 I keep writing 05 on everything. It takes me until March to be sure what year I am in. Anyway, school started today, should be a pretty good(and busy) semester. Plus, I found a Charmander folder in a drawer, so I am using that. I have a PDF solution manual for my Elementary Linear Algebra class, but the files are way to damned big to fit on my Palm. That would be cool. Too bad. I am in two classes for 4 hours MWF. I like that kind of schedule, but I am already loaded up with homework. Fun times.
    If you haven't, check out RobotStrong(my band)'s PureVolume site, and be sure to let me know what you think of the songs. So far the feedback has been pretty positive, but I could stand some criticism, too.
    And it is time for my last run at placing in my fantasy NBA league, since the half-way point of the season is quickly approaching. Ron Artest is killing me. Not literally, but he does have a bit of a temper. If you wanna check the progress, this link should get you there. The Frustrated Bears just need a little luck and Ron to find a home quickly...

    1/3/06 Just a quick side note that I forgot yesterday. Be sure to check out our SkiStuntSimulator Forum. What a great game. You can go and post playbacks or talk about the game whaterver you want. You can d/l it if you don't have a copy, too. Aight. Peace.

    1/2/06 Happy New Year, and such, everyone. Happy... uh... Epiphany? I dunno. Anyway, incase you haven't noticed, the site is looking shiny and new! We have new buttons, a reviews section, an others section(vital for this site) and a bunch of little things fixed. I toyed with the idea of getting erzee.com, but not yet. Anyways, the reviews section took me FOREVER to complete, so go read that. And I am working on some new yammerings and two new sections for other. Excitement!
    Also, be sure to check out the RobotStrong site at Purevolume. There are three, count-em, THREE mp3's for you to listen to, mock, download, distribute for a profit, whaterv. Pretty good stuff if I do say so myself. Just remember, they are early versions of these songs. Don't be surprised if you go back one day and they are all vastly different. Charme-charme-charme-charme-charme-Charmeleon different. He doesnt' really want to hurt you... he doesn't really want to make you cry. Culture Club and Pokemon should really get together. Mr. Mime would have fit right in. IF you know what I'm sayin'.
    If anyone feels compelled to help update somethings or if you have something you want to post here, let me know. And, as always, keep the e-mails coming and thanks being here.

    12/14/05 Well, I'm glad that crap is over with. The wah-pedal electronics project is assembled but does not work. Other than that everything is done and over with, no complaints. As for the rest of today, I plan on sitting on my butt, right here. Pretty sweet. Let me fill you in on the new hottness!
    You can now download and play the Dungeon of Science! Which our programming class' project. DoS is billed as the 'Most realistic physics engine ever in a text based game!'. Pretty sweet shit, if you don't mind me saying. If you do play it be sure to find your way to the Squirrel Room, which is my group's contribution. It focuses on AC Power generation with a squirrel and is a self-contained text adventure(complete with plenty of random stuff, plus secret commands!). Let me know if that link dies and I will get you a copy. Or, if you are a busy dungeonman, I can send you the Squirrel Room stand alone. It is pretty sweet stuff.
    In other news, I set up my band's Purevolume site. Now all I need is to get some songs finished and upload them. And yes! That pic is MSPaint! And yes! It will be added to the MSPaint section on this site!
    For some last minute fun-time activities, there is a new South Park Studio out. It is some serious fun trying to design yourself and all your friend as SP characters. Mine looks eerily similar. We made one for everyone in my family and stuck them on the mantle for X-mas. Just an idea. You could also... for example... peel the outer layer of lamination off of your license and stick your SP alter ego on there. Then when the cops pull you over, tell them you are gonna kick them in the nuts. If they watch South Park, they will appreciate the reference.

    12/06/05 Just got a little time to kill until I get to go make my circuit board for my electronics project. Should be ok. I spent most of yesterday up here just working on the layout, so it should be straight foreward.
    On the plus side, I have just about a week left until the break. That will be pretty solid. Especially now, since I am starting to get sick. But that won't last long and then I can get playing Unreal Tournament, until January. I love that game. Also, having one of the better servers for UT99, The Gamebox.net, just a short distance away(SLC), I get some pretty decent ping. Look for me, ususally Colonelbluegrass or Orangedevil, if you are going. Also, LL|MajorPayne and (Ri)cochet are super fun to play with. Tell them I sent ya... with a bullet!
    I might hit the Atari 2600 pretty hard this month, too, since Beo and I hooked it up. Let me say this: I am not good at a lot of things, but I F*ing dominate at Circus Atari. I am pretty good with UT99, but it is not even close to my clown-teeter-totter 733t Skittles. I used to rock at Laser Blast, but I have lost my edge. It's sad really.
    Or, If you are looking for something to do to that makes you look busy until the holidays, I suggest Inklink on shockwave.com. IL is a multiplayer Pictionary like game that is quite a bit of fun. Okays. Lunch for Erzee!

    12/01/05 Wow. That's the longest I have been without an update here. Sorry folks.
    Anyway, watch for some updates in the upcoming weeks. If you need something to do until then, check out Gamehippo.com for some pretty sweet freeware titles. I am especially liking the game called Schiffbruch(Shipwreck) right now. It is like a very simple-one-man Sims-esque game. It is one of the more addictive games I have found, too. Hackey sack game looked ok, but Windows ME and DirectX 9.0 really don't see eye to eye on my computer. Out of Order is a pretty solid point and click adventure game, even tho it is a bit ugly. Or, if you have exhausted every game on GH, first, congratulations and second, go check out Abandonia, which is pretty good to help you kill time until Decemberween.
    Just 24 days left to X-mas, and I officially have NO shopping done for anyone and school is completely nuts-crazy these last two weeks(3 finals, 2 midterms,2 programming assns, a circuit to build, etc.). But, I work better under pressure. Under presssa... doon doon doon dooon do do do doon... unda presssssssa.... Ahem... Anyway, look for some better updates and some changes coming after the break. Woot! Updatexxorz?! Decembxxxxoooorrzeoororzz!!!! And now I am off to Porgamming!
    One more thing! Moab pics in the Pics->Actual Pictures section. These are compressed a bit and sized down a tad, but hey, DL if you feel the need. Or, let me know if you want any of these pictures in uncompressed form for some reason. They do make good backgrounds either way. Alright, now I'm late.

    11/21/05 TWENTY-TWENTY-TWENTY TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO GO. I WANNA BE UPDATED.(I'm very sorry, that was incredibly stupid.)
    Hiyo, its Beopots. Erzee and I traded updates for today, he's been programming alot lately, so I thought I'd try my hand at one of his trademark discussions. This is what I usually see in a typical programming day.
    ERZEE: "Hey, fortran MF. I hate you. F."
    FORTRAN: "Huh? Oh, right the program. Well, you see there are tons of errors in your code."
    E: "SHUT YO MF MOUTH. F-IN F."
    F: "No need to be so rude, gee willakers."
    E: "GRRR!"(bites keyboard)
    F: "Ow! Hey quit, all right i'll let it work now. sheesh."
    E: "I'm so super awexome at porgammin'." ;)
    ...and then he wanders off and plays NFL 2k5. teh end.
    Well, that was fun for a minute. As an added bonus here's a pic of erzee eating some cake or something.
    ...just look at him go, good 'ol erzee, always eating cake. Mr.Cakeypants-Eaterston I call him. OKAY BYE.

    11/15/05 Hey! 309 hits as of writing this. That is super awexome. As a treat for all you that made it happen (like 15 people 20 times) Shawn made a contribution to MSPaint. Okay, I don't think he even noticed we had 300+ hits, but it is a contribution nonetheless. It does hurt your eyes a little, but it's a nice picture. In the coming weeks be sure to check some minor changes to the format of this site. Plus, I am currently in the process of trying to find a solid image host for some real pictures. Imagebucket, Imageshack... anyone know any other ones? As soon as I find one I really like it's gonna get nuts-crazy-nuts in the Pics section. Also, I have a few people that want to do guest updates, which should be... interesting.
    As always, keep your questions and comments coming, spread the word if you like what you see, and thanks everyone!

    11/10/05 Hiya everyone. Keep on spreading the word about the Runts poll(linked at the top of the page). We'll get that MF Wonka impeached! Mmm... that would be good... peach Runts...
    Be sure to check out Brewster Jennings Saves America especially if you enjoy cruising around on Google Maps. It's pretty fun, but a fast connection is vital if you want to progress at all. It's more or less 'Let's find given US landmark... now lets find another!' but it can easily save you from the 4:30 work doldrums. Another popular choice is the Ski Stunt Simulator, which might be one of the most addictive freeware titles of all time. Someone should set up a forum for people to post their replay videos or somepin. That would rock. Go play it, you'll understand. In fact, while you're already there check out some other stuff the Underdogs.org has to offer. Namely, Seal Teams, Bridge Builder, Super Secret Ninja, and Little Fighter 2. All of which are very solid free games.
    And while I was looking for that link I hit a page with no less than 4 ads all telling me to do some idiotic thing to win iPods and PS3s and such. I didn't know if I should punch George W. or shoot a duck or what!!! I was very confused, and let's just say I might have tried to shoot the animated President... but I punched a duck too. So, I like to think it all balanced out.

    11/1/05 Well, that is it. Halloween is officially over. Not as good as previous years(my Ravens lost to the Steelers...), but I am so damned sick of candy right now. I think I might have overdone it the last few weeks. If I were to throw up right now, Jem would say it was truely Nut-Rageous. Plus, my pee is more Blue #4 Lake than ever before! So the remaining Kit-Kats and Jone's Halloween Soda are up to my family to finish off. I know Beo can handle Kit-Kat patrol. And I might hit up a caramel apple soda or see if anyone would buy it on E-bay.
    Today is my Birfday tho! BIRF! And this year I actually am going to spend the money relatives give me on something... besides videogames. Yep, this year the First 2 seasons of Pete and Pete are on DVD! I seriously loved that show and I am so pumped to see it again. IMO Artie IS STILL the strongest man in the world. The whole series was funny, funny stuff! In fact, volume 2 comes out TODAY! That is fate, my friend. WHO the F* am I to argue with fate!?!! Anyway, only thing left now is the long slow walk to X-mas and New Years then Chinese New Year... I forgot Thanksgiving? Don't make me laugh!! Canada Day Observed is more of a holiday.

    10/27/05 Hey, just a quick update so I'm not late to class. Go VOTE for your favorite Runts flavor. Mine is Cherry, followed closely by Banana, but Lime was roxors. Anyway, email this link around let's get a lot of representation. Then we'll send our results in to Mr. Wonka himself and possibly get that shit watermelon flavor out of there. Anyway, http://pub46.bravenet.com/vote/vote.php?usernum=3873053830&cpv=2 is the code, so you don't have to view source. Look at everything I do for you. Lazy.

    10/25/05 Hi everyone! Went to Moab this weekend for the first time. It was pretty awexome! I might just put up some pictures... but you've heard that before.
    In other news I finally found my Death Cab for Cutie album The Photo Album. It was lost for like a month which is frustrating. But even more frustrating:
    "Have you seen The Photo Album around?"
    "Huh?"
    "No... my Death Cab album."
    "You have a photo album from Death Cab? Where did you get that?!!"
    "No, it's a CD."
    "..."
    "Have you seen it?"
    "...No- well... ...what are you looking for again?"
    No body understands. You are alone when you can't find that album. I confused myself a bit writing that. It's a pretty solid album all around. Some people have a weird hang up with Ben Gibbard, though I'm not sure why. I guess his voice sounds a bit like Lisa Loeb(Leob? Lobo? Leelee!?) which could be bothersome. But it's pretty well written album(Styrofoam Plates is the exception) and is good enough to get some decent mileage out of my CD player. Yeah, the outside tracks do get more mileage, but that is only because the CD is round. Plus, John Vanderslice does some work on the track Blacking Out the Friction, which bumps that song up a little. I love things like that! Like the Toadies song Hell Below Me/ Stars Above(i think) has Elliott Smith doing some backing piana! Jack White plays a wicked bass line on Go It Alone on Beck's album Guero. I love stuff like that! Most aimless update ever!

    10/20/05 The random articles that are in MSN's Today section said 'Hazards of Retiring Baby...'. Which made me laugh. Not being able to walk is a big hazard. It was supposed to be baby boomers but Microsoft felt it necessary to shorten the name of that article so they could tell me some garbage about Desperate Housewives. Thank you MSN.
    In other news AMC is playing horror movies from the 23rd on to Halloween... NON STOP! If you are looking for something in particular, check out the AMC Monsterfest page. Tremors seems to be on way more than it deserves. I am looking foreward to Frakenstein Conquers the World the most. Overall, Monsterfest seems more main-stream than I was hoping. No Chupacabre Terror? Boa vs. Python?! Vampiyaz!?! Aw well, should be alright anyway. C'mon Frankenstein, we've got a world to take over.

    10/18/05 Hey everyboda! GUEST UPDATE!!!!! Here is Mrs. Beopots.
    So, the Halloween Jones Soda is pretty good, I guess. I liked the Carmel Apple better than the crap candy corn flabor. You can get it at Target or you can contact Erzee and he will personally deliver it to you. For an extra $50 bucks he'll dress up like Lion-O and bring it to you at work. Ummm....also if you are interested in a black cat we'll throw one in for free. Hope you have an excellent Halloween. Watch out for Zombies.

    10/13/05 In case you don't know, White Ninja Comics is really funny. You should definitely check that out, especially the halloween challenge, you know... to get you in the Halloween mood. Another uh... 'weenie WNC is WN Employs a Vampire. But, check that whole site out, it's worth the price of admission.
    One more positive sign that 'ween is upon us(gotta think of a better word) is the annual emergence of awful horror movies on TV. Keep a close look out for one of my personal favorites Maximum Overdrive. It goes like this: Comet passes near the earth. Comet makes machines go crazy and start massive killing spree... Yeah, it IS a Stephen King! How did you guess?! SK even directed this one! Brotha's got skills! Plus, the soundtrack by AC/DC and the person who does Lisa Simpson's voice is in it. Big woop? Nothing real special yet, you say? Well how about Emilio Estevez as the main character!!! AAAND if THAT isn't enough to warrant a watch... an entire little league team gets massacred by a coke machine!! YEAH! GO Check your local listings NOW!! So, just how do you get away from a horde of killer semis(semi semies Steamies?)? Simple. Just sail away into the ocean... .. . ... .. . . yep, a true 'weenie classic.
    The question on inquiring minds remains... what happened to Christine while this comet was passing over? Hopefully, these two idiotic Stephen King movies will produce a third. You know, to fill in the gaps.

    10/4/05 Hey everyboda! Indigo Prophecy is ok, but over-hyped.! Well, see you later!

    Nah, I wouldn't leave you like that... my pretties... Just over 200 hits everyone, I think that is a milestone for any one of my sites before. Ok, a generous portion of that is me, but still pretty good! Just if you like what you see, spread the word! If not... well... you make me sad.
    The Halloween season has begun. My brother and I are midway through our first(okay, second or third) bag of candy. I think the Wonka's Mix-Ups seem to be the best(aside from the assorted Reece's bag... mmm), but I can't really say I like Laffy Taffy. Reading the question to one joke and the punchline to another does help. Check this out: What were Tarzan's last words? A butterfly. Haha! That is unexpected. THAT is comedy! AND Alternately: Why did the boy throw butter out the window? WHO GREASED THE VINE!?!!
    That Wonka f*er f*ing loads these bags down with that taffy crap, too. It's not as bad as the Nerd Balls last time. Nerd Balls were gumballs filled with Nerds. It was pretty horrible. This year everything but the taffy is pretty good(eating bottlecaps as we speak). But now it's getting hard to find any real candy in that God-awful ocean of taffy. I hope trick-or-treaters like Laffy Taffy, cuz that's what they are getting anyway.

    9/28/05 Ok, here is how it works.
    Indie Rock is like Emo for grown-ups.
    Emo is similar to new rock but with better lyrics and more whiny.
    New rock is pop with more guitars.
    Pop is pretty terrible.
    New Country music is bad pop with accents. Glad to have that all cleared up. Peas and Cornbread

    9/22/05 Well, I am strongly considering putting up a games section on this site. I'm leaning toward quicker and smaller reviews than the albums section. That way I could spread WAY out and review a lot of new and old games(Cyberball T.E. AND Hot Shots Golf Fore!). Sound promising? Anyway drop me an e-mail or put your ideas up on the messageboard.
    Man, I love Cyberball. This is one game that I would like to see in remake form(unlike Frogger). So here is what I am proposing: Sega doesn't need the NFL license to make an awesome football game. Hell, use the same engine(read: the Madden Philosophy) NFL 2k5 had and modify it to include exploding footballs. What a great game that would be... They could keep injuries(EXPLODING FOOTBALLS), include a draft, and have a flat awexome franchise mode. You know how great this would be!

    9/20/05 Holy Geese. That's right! Geese! Anyway, anyone eating Sixlets until you puke, yet? No? That's too bad. But, it's not even October yet so there is still time. Here is some stuff from Zug.com to get you into the Halloween spirit. Mostly pumpkin related pranks and such. Mostly pretty funny. The Pumpkin Prank is super funny and seems to be the article that kicked off the whole series. I think somewhere along they said last year would be the finale. Honestly, I wouldn't be suprised if they did it again though. So, get on the ball... I want those gutters FULL of rainbow colors by the end of the month, everyone.
    In other news I am now officially excited to see one of my favorite arcade games of all time coming to the PS2 in a shiny new package! Go check out Sega Rally 2006. The site is in Japanese, but the screenshots should be enough to get you pumped. Now as long as they keep the Lancia Delta... and a Subie or two...

    9/13/05 In case you guys haven't yet, go check out Beopots' Blog. It is pretty funny, but not updated very often... Stupid slacker. But be warned, DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT SONG POSTED ON THE 12TH!!! It is just too catchy...
    Also, the Halloween season is upon us! Be sure to check out X-Entertainment daily for super funny Halloween countdown articles. No, you don't even know... I mean SUPER FUNNY. Like borderline pants peeing all the time. If you have a medical problem that might be easily provoked to the point of peeing, I guess you could skip X-E.
    I love Halloween. It is by far my favorite holiday. It might be because my birthday is November 1st or maybe because school was always cancelled on my birthday growing up. I guess the public school system was so close to the edge they just couldn't handle that many kids when there was sugar in the mix. It worked out pretty well for me to the point that IMO Halloween is untouchable. Sad to see it on the decline, but hopefully that is just here in Utah. I have a dream that kids outside of the 47 still go on candy binges that strike absolute FEAR into their public school systems. Kids that eat so damned many packages of Sixlets that the gutters overflow with rainbow colors mixing into a murkey grey/brown. Smarties are all opened and put into a bowl until the VERY last. Bless the Smarties, they are the final holdout of Halloween, sometimes lasting long into December. Keep that beautiful dream alive, kids.
    Now if I could get my hands on some of those white chocolate skulls with the jelly inside... mmmm.

    9/10/05 Ok, I forgot something MAJOR on my last update! TEMPLE OF THE DOG IS AWEXOME! Think Chris Cornell on vocals is enough? Well, they got EDDIE VEDDER, TOO! Shit yeah!! How could I forget about TotD? The list goes Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell, Audioslave. In that order.
    Anywho, no other updates. I need to get some actual pictures up.

    9/08/05 Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy f-ing crap! I got a parking space!! first time on Tuesday/Thursday! I was driving once around the big lot before I go park far away, so I still have time to get to class... and like a vision... one spot, EXACTLY one, hidden by a big truck on the outside so the other drivers couldn't readily see it. I am congratulating myself as I am pulling in. There was some lady in a blue Mazda who pulled up really fast... guess I was supposed to think she was waiting there the whole time. What-the-hell-erver, vicious snake woman! This is war!
    Yep, it might be a good day. My new band is (hopefully) finishing a small demo we threw together, so we can play in October. If it is any good, I'll put it up somewhere. And to top off this great day, my Chris Cornell CD, that has a CRACK in it, works! I don't know how. You can see the plastic peices seperating, it is a real crack. Song One is choppy until about half way through, then it clears up. That was the radio single anyway... not interested.
    Let me say this: Chris Cornell's Euphoria Morning is better than Audioslave but not as good as Soundgarden. Yeah, I said it! PARKING IS ROXORZ!

    9/06/05 Alright, going earlier to school doesn't help the parking situation. I don't understand. But, regardless I might have some good time with my page (aw Webbie!).
    Let me get one thing off my chest. Occasionally I get an E-mail about this site. Mostly like 'Yammerings are funna-time funnies!' or 'The Eskimo people have 200 different words for 'your site sucks'.' What I want to talk about is the emails like 'yuo suxors! Frames are not 733t. tehy suxorz.' There is a big difference between frames and competent frames. Notice, they don't change AT ALL from page to page, there is always a HTML link back to home, and outside links open in NEW WINDOWS.
    I can see what is frustrating about someone just slapping frames on a burned out old site for pizzaz (pizzas? Piazza?). But this is not the case here and there are plenty of people putting out horrible just HTML sites. What does that tell you... It's not the code's fault(a nerd-check joke). Go bother those people. You know the ones that at some point just break down to garbled half written code that you can see for some reason. They can't remeber if the pictures are jpg's or gif's so they guess, and TELL you to change the code if they don't work.
    Long live well done frames. Viva Competent Frames. Keep the emails coming, just include 'suxorz' as the subject.

    8/29/05 Well, first day of school was today. The classes aren't too bad. I might even get to make my Theremin for my Electronics I project! The parking situation at WSU on the other hand... here's what happened:
    WSU: Ok, we stopped letting people park anyplace for free, just like you asked, dark lord.
    Waldo the Wildcat: Great, did you sell out WAY too many $50 general parking passes?
    WSU: Yes, my liege. We have also blocked off an entire lot just for construction.
    WWC: So?
    WSU: So, there is NOBODY doing any construction!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!(maniacal laughter)
    WWC: Excelent! Think of the money we'll make from parking tickets!! NOW SNAPPLE AND D3!!
    Then they go back to drinking their ill-gotten Snapple and playing Dizzy-Dizzy Dinosaur... while I struggle to find one parking place in the horrible mass of thousands of wandering vehicles, once known as the east lot. Damn Waldo's eyes.

    8/24/05 Oi! I have drank like six or seven cans of strawberry Fanta in the last day or so. Which reminds me check out this site. It gives you an estimate of how many cans of anything you can drink before the caffeine kills you. Strawberry Fanta isn't on the list, but hopefully it will be more than seven to kill me. But either way, I've heard, if you die from drinking Fanta, the Fantanas will come to your funeral... probably ride up on jet-skis or something... but they would be black jet-skis(they aren't completely heartless).
    In other news, Mountain Dew Pitch Black II is out now! Suprisingly, it's not too bad! Still grape flavored but not horrible this time! It tastes more like grape and less like ass-runoff. Also, the spooky text on the label is just as frightening as the original! But, since it's just soda, it's got a limit on how scary it can be. (damn FCC)
    Next big thing: Mountain Dew, The Prequel

    8/23/05 Woot! What a day! John Vanderslice has a new album out today, sounds pretty roxors... or... whaterver... but it will be a long wait until mine gets here. Damn your cheap and efficient eyes, Media Mail!
    Aside from that MSPaint section is converted to JPG's, which should speed things up a bunch. Now if I only knew which real pictures to put up... oh well. Viva la revolution!

    8/22/05 All right my lovelies! Check-a check-a me out! New Yammerings(still subject to change), new Freewebs powered Guestbook, consistent color coding, new links and soon possibly a messageboard! Also, it has come to my attention that erzee.tk is still running(just links to erzee.tripod). Even tho it shouldn't be. But go! Get me hits! Whaterv!